I have received the Glitter E. Yanus Award from This Chick, and here is Her description of the (a-hem) ‘Award’ :
What, do you ask, is the Glitter E. Yanus Award exactly? Why it’s only the most prestigious award given to bloggers with rockin’ ghetto ass .
Well, I WAS born in the ghetto and I DO have a fine ghetto arse, so I accept.
The Glitter E. Yanus award.
Oh Joy, I can hardly contain my
excrement excitement over this one.
Oh wait a minute, hold on- my dual personalities need to have a chit-chat with one another before I go any further.
SNAAP- Ginger! What in the hell are you doing? Have you been toking AGAIN Ginger? Well HAVE YOU?
GINGER- Shut your face, SNAAP! Let me tell you something- I, no, WE need these bat shit crazy people to like us! And do not forget it was that She-Man H.E. Ellis who was the first person to ever comment on this Blog- WHERE is your loyalty??
SNAAP- really Ginger? REALLY? I am going to have to tell Mother about all of this now- it’s gone too far. I hope this doesn’t make Sister Sweet Bottom blush- you know she is the good one! And I thought having your fingerprints ‘in the system’ was your lowest point! NO! Now you are writing about your Be-Dazzled junk trunk?!? Or is it Glitter-Ass-Dazzled now? Did you forget that we have hemorrhoids? Glitter will only give us a flare up, for the love of God! That’s it! I am leaving- you have officially lost your Snaap, along with your damn mind.
GINGER- SNAAP! Come ON! I need you to trust me on this one, OKAY? Look, I didn’t want to tell you this before but, that She-Man? H.E.? I am kinda afraid of her. I know she’s only Five-Foot-Short, but dynamite comes in small packages and I have no intentions of getting on her be-dazzled bad-ass side, OK? Come on Snaap- I can’t be just ‘Ginger’- I neeeeeed you.
SNAAP- Well, since you put it that way, I suppose I could ‘get your back’ on this one. You owe me Ginger. And I’m not paying for the next batch of Preparation H.
Whew! Now on to the Rules:
1.Name 5 things you would stick up your Junk Trunk if you were forced to. 2. Tell at least 5 things you do that would make people want to kill you or, at the very least Hate you for the rest of their lives. 3. Blindfold yourself & walk out into traffic on the Highway. 4. Pick 5 Bloggers to BULLY with this (a-hem) ‘Award’.
Here goes it:
5 Things I would stick up my arse if I had to:
1. H.E.Ellis- she NEEDS to be silenced and my Plus sized Junk Trunk is just the thing to silence her with. Bam.
2. This Award- I need more Glitter up there.
3. This Blog Post- so NO ONE actually reads it.
4. FRANK STALLONE- just for ‘shits, glitter & giggles’ at H.E.’s expense.
5. The DELETE button- because I have OBVIOUSLY forgotten how to use it.
5 Things you do that make people hate you/ want to kill you.
1. Can’t think of anything….
2. Still thinking…
3. Nope, nothing yet…
4. Oh! I KNOW! I have FABULOUS hair that looks PERFECT 98% of the time and is really shiny and MOST WOMEN hate me for THAT. Don’t hate me because my hair is beautiful. ‘Dontcha wish your Hair-do was Hot like mine? Dontcha wish your Hair-do was a freak like mine? Dontcha’?
5. Gloating about my perfectly coiffed, shiny, and gorgeous hair.
***Ginger & Snaap are BOTH extremely Cluastrophobic, and WILL NOT be blind folding themselves and walking anywhere. They may attempt to Blind Fold Mountain Man and SHOVE him out into traffic. Maybe.**
5 Nice people I HAVE to nominate for this:
Vent Already- the ONLY reason I am doing this to her is because she is new and I want all the ‘cool’ kids to like her. Please don’t shoot the messenger.
Old Dog New Tits- I think she is Glittery to the core. It’s the New Orleans way, I think.
Mona Lisa Memoirs- She laughs at my horrible jokes and inflates my ego. Glitter yourself girl!
What I Meant 2 Say- This is not for Mrs. Firepants, this is specifically for WonderButt- her Bull Dog. WonderYanus.
A Side Of Rice- she has boys, so she needs some Glitter in her life.
Sorry I had to mix you up in all of this crap, but hey, it’s Glittery!