GingerSnaap is currently experiencing a MomCation Hangover.
She had alot of fun and is too tired and tooooo cranky to tell you all about her ridiculously exciting trip abroad, so she will leave you with this instead…
Don’t think I didn’t notice y’all!
I will give you a few of my Twitter Treats from the day, though:
*It’s better to have Stalked and lost, than never to have Stalked at all…
* Stalking begins with a smile, grows with an imaginary kiss, and ends with a restraining order. #StalkingLoveQuotes
*If you judge people, you have no time to Stalk them. #StalkingLoveQuotes #MotherTeresa
*The most important thing a father can do for his children is to Stalk their Mother. #StalkingLoveQuotes
*In my case, MILF stands for ‘Mother I’d Like To Forget’. #Sad
*Your Plus Sized mini Short-Shorts are a travesty to my delicate and sheltered suburban eyes. #MakeIt Stop
**Oh! Oh! And??? I finally figured out how to pretty up that right-hand column over there! DidYaSee? DidYa? Huh? I put my Big Girl Panties on and I did it all by myself & I did not cry once while decorating! Idid say ‘Fuck’ a few times, but that’s better than crying.**
Y’all have a good evening, ya hear?
Those tweets are so high quality they require 3D glasses.
You want a stalker? You got one!
Now why did I click into this post again? I already forgot.
Ummmm- did you notice **WHO** made it onto **MY** BlogRoll thingy??
Actually, yes, I did. I’m blushing, and by that I mean, of course, imbibing on wine. I saw the blogroll and did a double-take. That caused me to inhale excitedly and breath a snort of rosé directly into my lungs. That is not a good way to go. I keeled over and hit my head on my desk and blacked out. I woke up when the cat was energetically licking the rosé from my lips.
I’m thrilled beyond belief. Thank you for the great honor. I’ll gladly repay you for the kindness by the second Tuesday of next week. So look forward to that.
/hugs
WOW- I’ve never had that kind of effect on someone before. I am more powerful than I thought.
2nd Tuesday of next week. Right. Got it.
Now, go spread some misery somewhere, mmmk?
I love the Twitter Treats! And your right column looks awesome!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Fo Sho on the Stalkadiddly… I came, I saw, I stalked.. and stalked.. and you tried to keep me away.. but your efforts were futile.. because stalking is my middle name!!
Ok, not really.. but it would be fun!!
Honey, I don’t try to keep anyone away! The more shiny people around, the better.
Love the tweets! I hope you had fun. Were you ready to come back?
NO NO NO NO NO, I was not ready to come back.
I never am either. I spent 10 days in the rehab center after I broke my hip, and before I left, I talked to their mental health/social worker about the fact that I wasn’t sure if I was mentally ready to go home. Sad but true.
Oh guurl- I get it!
My strees level was at zero when I was gone and catapulted to 2589 when I got home.
BUT, hubsters got a new outdoor gazeebo thingy & surprised me, so that was awesome.
I don’t think I am EVER mentally ready to be here!
I’m glad you understand.
I’m not stalking you. I’m pre-emptively locating you.
Could you start wearing a bell so I know when you’re around please?
Oh, and I’m pretty sure Mother Theresa never said that.
She always stalked in silence. Made it harder to find her.
Dig the new stalkroll
“I’m not stalking you. I’m pre-emptively locating you.”
That would make an awesome t-shirt.
Please don’t encourage him Tom. We try to keep El Guapo beaten down to a sub-servient level.
Glad to see you missed me while you sere away, Ginger
I did! I even got you a pony! Just you wait and see.
When Lizzie & I take over the world, you will be our whip handler.
See? That’s nice of me, right?
Guap- I don’t need bells- I am so shiny, my glowing glowiness is all you will need to find me and then promptly run in the ither direction when you do.
I will NEVER stalk in silence. Don’t think I didn’t pick up what you were trying to throw down there.
The new Stalkroll IS very nice, isn’t it?
Yay! you did it! you got the thingy over there…. the one thingy that you …oh! and look I am on it! you ROCK..!! I missed you while you were gone if that makes it easier to be back? It;s gotta right? ok almost got the uhaul packed so I should be there innnnn a week? Just in time to enjoy the thing in your back yard (since we cleared up it wasn’t another kid! whew… I was gonna say that was an awful ly big surprise… but it’s awesome … it’ll be great!
look at me replying to my own comment…. i need to update my thingy… on the side… I just realized that I haven;t in awhile… i’m just saying cause…you are on mine too… but you knew that right? in my perfect world (the one in my head) my thingy is updated….. I;m feeling a little off tonight sorry…. MUAH!
I am glad to be back so I can talk to all of my MOST shiny friends, like you
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God No- no more children for me! I think you can get to Ohio in less than a week, don’t you??
I am thinking if I put the pedal to the medal… I can do it yeah… although I forget on a Uhaul that means like 12 mph… so ….yeah I can do it in a week 24 hours non stop… I so wish …we used to have a transport company – I could have gone all over the place and met my blogging friends…. going to ruin my landlords day today and then I;ll be on the road …
I;m done with the kids too… but I have a grandkid.. before the youngest is out of preschool…so it’s kinda the same only better cause I dont have to stress about warping his beautiful little mind…. that;s Lauren;problem, I just get to have fun fun fun…
LoveitLoveitLoveitLoveit;
You just inspired me to waste a few hours trying to figure out how to add a column or some other cool thing to my blog. I am all over my big girl’s underpants right now.
I don’t wanna know about your big girl’s underpants.
It only took me 3 hours and alot of cursing the gods of technology to firgure out how to get all of that shit over there. Do you think it makes my Blog look fat?
I’m not stalking … but …
….but… you are.
I am too. It’s a sick-a-ness. Caused by eating green spaghetti from Skyline.
Ooohh…I have/had a stalker recently. Had a lot to do with why I bailed on blog world for a while. Scary, yo.
It wasn’t me (this time), I swear!
Do you want me to come up and ‘take care of the problem’? I’m reaaaaly bored.
You know, since people are always mistaking my avoiding human contact and hasty retreats from social situations as a sign of being a weirdo, that “It’s better to have Stalked and lost, than never to have Stalked at all” line is starting to sound pretty good!
On a more serious note, I love what you’ve done to the place. It’s been way too long since I gave in to the “redecorating” urge. Perhaps a right proper binge is in order?!?!
Binges are good for the soul Izaak Mak! Unless you are binging on shiny caterpillars, then that is not so good.
I wouldn’t call you wierd for hastily retreating from social situations, I would call you SMART.
Love the Mother Threesome Tweet…. truer than you may know…. (where’s the smiley for wiggling eyebrows when you need it?)… Nice to see an honest blogger around here… and I noticed the new side-effects…which to my surprise and delight, included my blog…
Gosh… I didn’t realize I could still blush…. and as to your power over those you stalk, such as noted above by shoutabyss, get used to it. Once I open your account at the New Empress Spa and Shoe Emporium, and you get a load of all the new line of accessories available ONLY to the Two or Three Empresses of the Entire World (I forget if Linda is a co-conspirator, or just the High Priestess and major funding source?….), you will collapse into grateful tears, I’m sure…. In all seriousness, I do like the new look, and feel honored to be included among your victims,…er, favorite targets….
I made the blogroll, but am I gonna make the Shinyroll? I’m glad you had fun being gone. We sure had fun while you were gone. Lots and lots of fun. Lots of it. A lot of fucking fun.
It’s impossible to have that much fun while I am gone.
Not gonna make the Shinyroll yet.
Okay, then I give up. Either I’m in, or I’m out, and I guess I’m out. Shiny is pretty close to sparkly, which isn’t that cool for a guy, unless he likes glitter, or strippers. So, I’m fine. Thanks for your message!
Your Welcome.
Are you saying you don’t like strippers?
As people, they’re okay, but I wouldn’t give them my money.
Wanna be a Stalker before I got to use a walker!!! LOL
Came here through a mutual friend, IzaakMak
Smiles,
Raven of Leyla
Any friend of IzaakMak is a friend of mine! Welcome!
You can still be a stalker WITH a walker- just a bit slower than before…
You do a lot of posts and tweets about stalking, but you do not live up to your own hype…. sigh… sob…
I will come around in a few days! Gheesh! My life kinda blew up and is keeping me busy. Reality bites.
Don’t cry for me Artatina!
Artatina. That is a good one. I am not guilt tripping you. I just value your opinion. But start at the beginning or you will just think I am some sort of a crazy person… instead of the special crazy person that I am.
I DID start at the beginning, silly person! I bookmarked where I left off-can’t remember the name though-it’s in the laptop at home.
I just don’t want you to think I am the wrong kind of crazy.
Hey- have you joined the darkside of Twitter yet? Hobbs and I would like to gang up on you over there…
It’s easy breezy and you can send tweets from your text messages.
Remind me on Monday. Gonna be busy this weekend.
Please.