Shiny Friends, Romans, Blogger-Men,
Lend me your ear or, at the very least, your eyes.
No, actually, I want your fingers. Yes, I said your fingers! Give them to me! NOW! Get them out of your butt and let me have them! Please!
Wait, would you mind washing your fingers before you give them to me? Thanks!
Are they clean now?
Yes?
Ooookay!
Now, listen to me or read me very carefully-
You are going to take those freshly washed fingers of yours and you are going to use them to click on the super shiny magical link towards the bottom of this post. That super shiny magical link is going to take you to the Week One Voting Page for a contest called “Blogger Idol”. When you arrive at the Week One Voting Page for Blogger Idol, you will see a cute little Voting Box thingy with 13 names listed in said Voting Box thingy. I want you to find within that Voting Box thingy a name that says “Edward Hotspur”. Once you find a name that says “Edward Hotspur” within the Voting Box thingy, I want you to click on the little circle next to that name.
You with me so far?
Good.
Now, this next and almost final step is THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, so pay attention! After you click on that little circle next to that name I mentioned, you will then click on the little square box at the bottom of the Voting Box thingy that says “VOTE” so you can have your vote cast for awesomeness!
Understand?
No?
Gawd. Do I have to dumb down everything for you people?
Here is the Blogging for Dummies version of what I just said up there:
VOTE FOR EDWARD HOTSPUR FOR BLOGGER IDOL 2012!
Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell.
Here is the magical link you must click on which will take you to the Week One Voting Page with the Voting Box thingy:
Go! Now! And don’t forget to wash your hands!
*This ad was not paid for or endorsed by the Blogger Idol committee, Judges, or their Sponsors.
**This ad is merely an attempt to suck up to Mr. Silly Person.
***This ad is a suck up because, when he wins, he will owe me a favor for pimping him out.
****This ad does not mean I will carry his purse or his ‘man-sack’, ever.
done! yes really and truly I am ON IT this morning for once kinda. but I did it. so BAM!
and I didn;t have my finger in my butt so I got over there pretty quick
You ARE on it today! Go on guurl!
With friends like us, how can Hotspur lose?
Or avoid being recognized for the lunatic he is?
With friends like us, indeed!
Does that make us lunatics as well?
Hey, if you have to ask…
No, sadly, I guess I didn’t need to ask- silly Ginger.
You are making me blush, and making me feel humble and in awe of you. Not just you, Ginger, but you plural subjunctive alveolar fricative pluperfect.
Everyone is beautiful. Thank you all.
I don’t think that was proper grammar or sentence structure, Edward. The judges will not be pleased…..or will they? No one knows for sure.
Oh, and, You’re Welcome!
No, thank YOU! No welcome needed. I don’t even care if that makes sense. You’re the one! You!
Oh, and don’t forget to go read Ginger’s post on the Black Box Warning blog. I don’t have a link, but it’s there.
Oh THERE’s a link – up in GoddessSnaapherfingersandgetwhatshewant’s blogroll. And it’s Black Box WarningS, because there’s more than one warning.
“Silly person, today is all about you” she said as she snaaped her fingers.
I will pimp myself out tomorrow, don’t you worry!
Nice! Like Pimp My Ride, only it’s you! Shiny!
Blah.
Hey a non blogger got it done,with clean hands I might add. oh but i did have coffee breath.
I really appreciate it!
Mmmmm, coffee breath!
Done!
Thanks!
Good promo GInger! … BTW … There’s a Gordo’s in the Jungle Jim’s complex (Fairfield). I haven’t been there, but I love the ambiance of the Norwood location.
Ginger Snaap,
Yo gotta love some internet shameless plugging for a man with no face. He got my vote, le Hotspew.
Le Clown
He has no face? No WONDER he doesn’t post photos of himself!
I want you as my personal trainer because, oh hell, you really know how to motivate. That’s all I’m sayin’.