About the Chicks

OhMyGawdJustDoWhatISay is the BrainChild of two very witty, very charming, very intelligent, very classy and very humble chicks who happen to think that what they say (within their homes) matters. Chick # 1 and Chick # 2 ( GingerSnaap and Sassy) will be your Co-Hosts this evening, so sit back and enjoy the ride read.

Chick # 1, AKA GingerSnaap (not that she’s THE number 1, mind you, she just got to this section BEFORE Chick #2, AKA Sassy, did).

GingerSnaap has been married to Mountain Man for 14 1/2 15 years. While She is convinced that he will never leave her for another woman,she is certain that someday he WILL, in fact, leave her to live off the land, alone in the wilderness with only his Birkenstocks, Tilley Hat, Clifford the Big Red Canoe and his SPF 100 in tow. (Think MacGyver, Dick Proenneke & the Dad in “PoisonWood Bible”).

She has 4 children: Goobers (girl)-11,Skater-Boy-9, The Menace (boy)-6, TNT-Girl- 4 5, going on 14. God knows I like symmetry and even numbers, that’s why He was so generous in filling my Quiver.

I live in the Midwest, have ADHD (yes, really- I see a neurologist every 3 months, for crying out loud), am a stay-at-home-nutcase mom with a part time business in my home (more on that later), and yes, the business is legit and does not involve ‘massage therapy below the belt’ of any kind.

Jesus loves me, this I know… I am a complete sellout for the Big Man Upstairs, but I am warning you, I like to curse and I abhor religion (If you are someone who gets offended easily, this may not be the place for you). I am not perfect in any way shape or form or holier-than-thou-cuz that’s just Un-Christian.

I struggle with cleaning my furry toilets, addiction, anger,working on mending a hurting marriage,co-dependence, low self esteem and vanity. Oh, and I have really cute hair (that fits into the vanity part). Just sayin.

I am a self proclaimed ’Social Butterfly’- I have never met a stranger, unless you are mean, then you will remain a stranger. Sometimes I can get a little crafty- I love to re-make stuff and paint anything that doesn’t move cuz it feeds my soul.

On occasion, I have been known to be a stalker. (that may or may not be from the ADHD)

This blog is supposed to be my outlet- to get out my innermost feely feelings so that I don’t spew them out on my husband or my FaceBook Friends. Now I can just Passively Aggressively spew them out in cyber space… We will see about that one.

DISCLAIMER-  Chick # 1  and Chick # 2 are alike in MANY ways and different in MANY ways. We cannot be held responsible for what the other one says at any given time. We CAN, however, be held responsible for you laughing til you tinkle in your panties, cuz you will.

Chick #2, Sassy, has been married to Mr. Mister for 17ish years.  They’re a pretty decent match and really like each other most days.  It’s more fun for others when they don’t though.  They’ve had their rough patches, but mostly they’re balanced. He’s a passive aggressive control freak, she’s a control freak with passive aggressive tendencies.  He thinks the ROKU remote belongs solely to him once the sun sets, she might suffocate him in his sleep if it means she’ll regain control of the Netflix.  They love, they laugh, she complains about him to Ginger even though he swears that he’s never said one negative word about her.

She also lives in the Midwest, doesn’t have ADHD, but does suffer from a generalized anxiety disorder. She used to teach but gave that up for the glory of motherhood 15 years ago.  She is the mother to three daughters: Princess -14ish, Girlfriend -12is, and The Negotiator -6.  They keep her life interesting and have given her the “WTH?” lines between the eyes:

what the hell?!

The only kind of business going on in her house is funny business.

She is a borderline atheist/wavering agnostic who only goes to church to keep peace with the in-laws. Church bores her and organized religion makes her insane with the hypocrisy of it all. But hey, wave your Jesus flag if it gets you through the day.  She tries not to discuss religion because nothing good can come from it.

She also struggles with cleaning toilets and keeping the floor of the shower stall clean, feelings of inadequacy, low self-esteem, parenting, and weight. Also, anxiety about the end of the world, tornadoes, and social chaos.

She is funny, but reticent to interact with others.  She is earthy.  She will offend, but she will make you laugh. She will also clean your kitchen.