Is This Thing On?

Hello, shiny friends!

Remember me?

If you do not, in fact, remember me, well…. I don’t blame you, but I will, however, stab the voodoo doll I made in your likeness right in the junk because… YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME!?!

Anyway…

This is simply a short little update to tell you that I am still alive and well in Gingerland….

I miss blogging terribly, but my life has been reaaaallyyy lifey for quite sometime, and those damn wordy words decided to stay mute for awhile.

Lucky YOU.

Now for the most exciting, and main reason, of this blog post…

I AM GOING TO NEW YORK CITY IN THE MORNING!

BY MYSELF!

WITHOUT MY FLESH EATERS!

BY MYSELF!

HEAVY SIGH

I am ridiculously excited, and believe me when I tell you that I haven’t been excited about anything, barring potato chips, for a long fucking time…

That’s all the details I will reveal, other than the fact that I’m staying with some incredibly awesome people who will have to suffer through the next 4 days with me killing their ears with incessant chatter….

Yeah.

I think this little break from my norm will be a nice transition for me back into blogging..

You have been warned…

Much love to all of you shiny people!

*Please forgive any and all errors in this post. I am under the influence of Malbec, and writing from my STUPID smart phone.

**You know y’all love me!

***DON’T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT!

****GOODNIGHT!